Man Flu

MAN FLU
(with apologies to The Clash)

DOCTOR YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME KNOW
SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW
PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT I'LL BE FINE
AFTER I'VE WAITED ALL THIS TIME
SO YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME KNOW
SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW?

IT'S ALWAYS SNEEZE, SNEEZE, SNEEZE
siempre achu, achu, achu
THIS MAN FLU'S GOT ME ON MY KNEES
manflu me tiene arrodillas
MY THROAT IS RED MY TONGUE IS BLACK
tonsillas throbbo pulsa paino
PAINS IN MY CHEST AND DOWN MY BACK
non sympathio cum ma wayo
WELL COME ON AND LET ME KNOW
me tienes que desir
SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW?
¿yo me sniffo o me snotto?

SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW NOW?
SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW NOW?
IF I SNIFF I GET IN TROUBLE
AND WHEN I BLOW I'M SEEING DOUBLE
SO COME ON AND LET ME KNOW

THIS INDECISION'S BUGGING ME
esta undecision me molesta
I'M WALLOWING IN MISERY
mi suffro molto fittu droppo
EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
me ruddy nosa com rudolpho
IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE I COULD SEE?
spouso hoho grandio joko
DOC YOU'VE GOTTA LET ME KNOW
doc me tienes que desir
SHOULD I HOLD BACK OR LET IT FLOW?
¿yo me sniffo o me snotto?

SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW NOW?
¿yo me sniffo o me snotto?
IF I SNIFF I GET IN TROUBLE
si me sniffo big peligro
WHEN I BLOW I'M SEEING DOUBLE
si me snotto video doble
SO YOU'VE GOTTA LET ME KNOW
me tienes que desir
SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW?
¿yo me sniffo o me snotto?

Dave Carr